can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work

Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!

by jazzem December 8, 2021

i have something to say

When you see someone so sexy, but they’re so close to you that you have to be discreet.

*with friend at lunch and you see a sexy daddy munch man* “I have something to say”

by ILSDMUNCHING May 31, 2024

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by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 28, 2025

We have the meats

(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy

Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?

Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.

by Sexydimma December 6, 2024

to have it coming

To deserve what is about to happen; to meet the consequences of (mean) deeds.

To have it coming:

"I never screwed up anyone, who didn't have it coming..." - Jack Nicholson's character in The Departed (2006)

by Simple woodcarver January 31, 2016

hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

i have depression so sad

when people seek attention online

*chatroom*
player1: i have depression so sad
player2: sad

by jaia4life April 7, 2021