by whoamireallyyyy July 31, 2012
Get the fat cat mug.a term used to describe not seeing someone for 3 months. As seen in new york state when someone is in possession of 25 g to 2 oz of marijuana, they are sentenced to three months in jail. Typically occuring so often, it feels more like a fat second rather than the three months.
"Yo I haven't seen you in a long time, where have you been?"
"It hasn't been that long. I got caught riding dirty with 2 oz. and got put away for like a fat second."
"It hasn't been that long. I got caught riding dirty with 2 oz. and got put away for like a fat second."
by hayhayandgraham July 15, 2009
Get the Fat Second mug.by digeratiX January 5, 2010
Get the fat tard mug.when a man is unable to find the vagina on an extremely fat woman, and in his frustration and urgency, begins to fuck her fat folds in substitution. he commonly will aim for the stomach, sometimes entering the bellybutton. the woman is usually hairy, which give the man the sensation similar to that of fucking a yeti.
by go fuck yo' self December 7, 2009
Get the fat yeti mug.When a fat person falls down onto a couch instead of gently easing them self onto it because their legs can't support their weight on the way down.
by shizzamz5 October 9, 2010
Get the Fat-fall mug.A person so overweight they stay inside all day long. Usually due to crippling depression brought on by morbid obesity and/or ugliness.
Person 1: Some chick bought my movie collection but she doesn't drive and sent her kid over to pick them up.
Person 2: Yeah, she's probably a fat shut-in.
Person 2: Yeah, she's probably a fat shut-in.
by William J J T October 30, 2010
Get the Fat Shut-In mug.McDonald's fat is is a type of fat that you get from eating McDonald's. McDonald's fat can be burned off but is is hard to burn off.
by apple seller November 2, 2010
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