Rubber Duck 

A wank with rubber gloves on

After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck

Rubber Duck by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys June 9, 2017

my duck 

When someone asks for the duck that you have for a pet, you say: “My duck.”

“Hey can i have that cute duckling?”
“My duck!”

my duck by Grim_001 June 13, 2020

muddy butt duck walk 

This is a shameful act that only happens in desperation when you are home alone and have completely run out of toilet paper. With your pants around your ankles, squat walking, and your hands spreading the butt cheeks so you don't smear shit everywhere, you walk this way to your roommates bathroom to finish the job.

Greg had to do the muddy butt duck walk to my bathroom to get more toilet paper.

muddy butt duck walk by Sir Greggles March 30, 2017

fluff a duck 

An alternative to fuck off. Literally meaning to squat down and swoosh a ducks feathers in a circular motion. But used as a defense from a defensive situation.

Cohen: You’re looking pretty short buddy, ahaha dwarf.
Friend: Go fluff a duck!

fluff a duck by bedbuggy666 May 19, 2018

fuck a duck and see what hatches 

awesome phrase

1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!

fuck a duck and see what hatches by AmElIa627 May 28, 2011

somebody get this freaking duck away from me

Homestar Runner's exclamation in a deleted scene from Yellow Dello.

Ex: "Somebody get this freaking duck away from me!" shrieked Homestar Runner.

somebody get this freaking duck away from me by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

the duck is eating a mango 

A lame-ass internet quote which means nothing. It's intentions were to be comical. Wasn't, willn't.

OMFG!!11 Teh duk is aeting a mangi!1 LOLZ~!!112

the duck is eating a mango by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003