Work Drunk

When you have so much work that you say stupid things to people, primarily on facebook.

Bro1: Hey bro, tell me a story.

Bro2: A story. wtf, why?

Bro1: shit, idk dude. I think i'm getting work drunk; I just have soo much to do.

Work Drunk by gotjen July 27, 2011

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Facebook drunk

Saying/doing things on Facebook that you usually wouldn't do in person.

Last night, Josh was Facebook drunk and asked me out, and I'm like, fucking grow a pair.

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To be tired to the point where you appear to be intoxicated.

Oh my god he is sooooo sleep drunk right now!

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God of the drunk is easily defined by a Scotsman we all love, Rummy. Or his more popular alias Gunblader.

Gunblader: I'll be great on thursday
Gunblader: I am gonna get smashed

OR

Gunblader: I am only hammered two times a week.

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When you Drink so much that there is a "good" chance that you will fall over and cause some sort of bodily harm.

I rally want to drink tonight but make sure I don't get black eye drunk. I am all out of sick days and it is embarrassing wearing sunglasses to work.

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When a girl gets drunk and acts like a 5 year old

I was at a party and this girl was drunk and acting like she was a little kid that bitch was play skool drunk.

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When you get so hammered that you are practically guaranteed not to come home with your cell phone

I have to buy a new iPhone today, I got "loose cell phone drunk" last night

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