Not Thanos
‘He yeeted his daughter of a cliff for a cliff for a shiny rock and tortured the other he’s not a good dad’
‘Sir this is 911’
‘Sir this is 911’
by Shhhhhh the slaves are sleepin December 05, 2019
As sharp as your dad used to keep his knives― sharp but kind of dull, for safety. Not as sharp as grandpa-sharp.
With this you could cut a medium-soft cheese with some effort!
With this you could cut a medium-soft cheese with some effort!
by kinru July 17, 2019
When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:
Where do the bad rainbows go?
Prism.
They get a light sentence.
It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:
I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
Where do the bad rainbows go?
Prism.
They get a light sentence.
It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:
I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 13, 2023
your dad is gone
by Jesus watches you sleep May 03, 2022
by Staceys Mom Has Got It GoingOn January 30, 2023
he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
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by Himhimherher November 25, 2021