Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.

Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Chilala

When you have sex with a Chilean person

Oh, that was the best chilala I've had in my life

by Bejetimon May 18, 2025

Child Murder

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by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

Child version of pegging

This term is used for when someone pinches you really, really hard on your nape. For example, if you get pegged, you may not be able to walk for hours afterwards. This is due to the transfer of blood being closed and slowed; from the pegging, your veins, perhaps, could be tightened, so it is a very painful process.

Not medical advice, not a medical advisor. I have no qualification at all.

Example:
Guy 1: “Bro…this goth, dommy mommy pegged me for 10 hours straight. I don’t think I can walk anymore.”
Guy 2: “Are you okay? My friend showed me a video of the child version of pegging. That must’ve hurt, man.”
Guy 1: “Excuse me?”

by Incorrectly wrong but right? June 30, 2025

Child support

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.

Dude 1 "Bro, how you gonna pay for the beer?"
Dude 2 "with the child support, obviously!"

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025

Child support

A monthly financial payment that mothers in Vermont have to pay deadbeat dads.

Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."

by Profound Observations July 13, 2025

Child fucker

Your uncle/male pe teacher

Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course

Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025