star candy

star candy, also known as konpeito, is a japanese hard candy that is essentially sugar with slight flavoring to it.
the star bits in mario galaxy were based off of star candy.

the candies those soot sprites get in spirited away is star candy.

don't eat too much star candy or you'll crack one of your teeth. ik this from experience.
by froompy November 14, 2021
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john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.
What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021
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Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal
by theelitephayze69420 December 07, 2024
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Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!
by The Reptiles and I May 19, 2023
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Tornado Candy

Referring to how tornados can easily pick up trailers almost like pieces of candy.
That Storm is gonna have a good amount of Tornado Candy from that Trailer Park over there.
by TILR16 March 18, 2022
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Derp Candy

Derp Candy tried to eat my foot
by Derp Candy March 11, 2021
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bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.
Tom is being a total bird candy right now.
by 011000110 June 23, 2017
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