Candy Cartel

The largest organisation giving people what they need!

“Damn, the Candy Cartel are active and giving people what they need”

by daviddoner May 3, 2020

candy-drunk

A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.

A: Did you see karen yesterday?
B: Yea bruh she was so candy-drunk.

by i tried T^T May 1, 2020

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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025

Candy

Great alternative for when you run out of toothpaste. Don’t believe anybody who tells you otherwise.

Naive Person: Are you going to use toothpaste or candy tonight?
You: What the FUCK?

by ‘,;D June 16, 2021

Rooster candy

Chicken=cock
Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock

Yummy, I ate his rooster candy after he put it up his cats ass

by imfuckingey May 31, 2019

Candy farm

A candy farm is a bowl of candy that is set out for anyone to partake in.

The only reason I stay at my job is because my dick boss Mike has a good candy farm on his desk.

by Former President Jimmy Carter January 27, 2020

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015