Crusty Canadian Kool-aid

Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid is the dried, sticky red-pink sexual aftermath left on skin or sheets after an unprotected, overly rough hookup involving multiple fluids, zero shame, and at least one apologetic Canadian who definitely isn’t sorry.

If it stains, burns, and someone says ‘sorry’ afterward — yeah, that’s Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid.

Crusty Canadian Kool-aid by JSmidt January 14, 2026

The Canadian Curler

A light fingering from behind

I gave her the Canadian Curler.

The Canadian Curler by Dirty Bobby February 15, 2026

True Canadian

To walk around with your winter jacket unzipped

"Molly is crazy, she walked all the way here in -25°, while pulling a true Canadian"

True Canadian by Spareham May 1, 2026

full on canadian 

To go to a Celine Dion concert as a male even though your friends want to have a beer with you.

Dude, where is Joakim?
Oh, sorry to inform you, but he went full on Canadian tonight.
Rest in peace my brother ;-(

full on canadian by The Beer dude June 15, 2017

Good ol' Canadian Orgy

An exceptional event under taken soley on Canada Day (July 1st). Usually after drink and watching the celebration events in eachs respective region, one heads back to a location and preforms such act of unity. It is an example of Canadian kindeness and respect for one another.

Friend 1: Eh, would you want to go back to my place?
Friend 2: Would you want to instead swing back to my place? We're having a Good Ol' Canadian Orgy.
Friend1: Oh, sure, eh!

Good ol' Canadian Orgy by The 438 fam June 25, 2017

might be canadian 

Late 90's California slang for saying someone might be gay.

I heard Mike might be Canadian.

might be canadian by Crazy eyed Truth September 14, 2017

I am Canadian 

I come from Canada I am real and I am sexy as hell also love to drink Molson Canadian beer

Hey girl u like to party
Hell ya I am Canadian

I am Canadian by SlamJammer June 11, 2018