A pair of shorts that may or may not exist in this reality. During an event that will remain undisclosed, a very boofed up man mentioned Bucket Shorts during conversation at the undisclosed event.
Conspiracies and other interesting theories have sparked due to the elusive bucket shorts.
To this day the existence of Bucket Shorts is still disputed. Many would like to discredit the said to be creator of Bucket Shorts. They claim that Bucket Shots are not real and that it’s all Bs, the man is on another plane of existence. Although likely the boofed up man’s critics are, there is no evidence to confirm or deny the existence of Bucket Shorts.
Conspiracies and other interesting theories have sparked due to the elusive bucket shorts.
To this day the existence of Bucket Shorts is still disputed. Many would like to discredit the said to be creator of Bucket Shorts. They claim that Bucket Shots are not real and that it’s all Bs, the man is on another plane of existence. Although likely the boofed up man’s critics are, there is no evidence to confirm or deny the existence of Bucket Shorts.
by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020

A well used vagina that is full of dents and lacks proper lubrication, the warranty is well over due. ED&MM
by ED&MM September 30, 2014

by Tytytyjujuju October 10, 2021

by BB10714fun1 July 21, 2022

Don didn't have any way to carry the ice back to the hotel room from the ice machine, so he used his redneck ice bucket.
by DGT 4 Life!! October 22, 2015

by Kelly Smooth February 1, 2017

Eat a bucket of dicks, much like eat a bag of dicks but a whole bucket is needed. Not to mention you’re probably pissed while saying it. Equivalent to saying fuck you, or mind your business.
Joe: Hey Ronnie, you need a nap bro!”
Ronnie: Eat a bucket.
Joe: WTF does that mean?
Ronnie: Eat a bucket of dicks, big ones!”
Ronnie: Eat a bucket.
Joe: WTF does that mean?
Ronnie: Eat a bucket of dicks, big ones!”
by FondleMii March 21, 2023
