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smol bean 

a person who is short and small. They say uwu, u-u, unu tnt, etc. They usually call rich players 'Barbies" for being tall. sometimes they act depressed for RP. They also have a weird obsession with cookies.
oh hi mochi/smol bean/don't call me short/luvs cookies hows it going?
mochi/smol bean/ don't call me short/luvs cookies: im a smol bean uwu
smol bean by <minty> November 16, 2020
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Twiddling the Bean 

Female masturbation process where the finger (twiddler) rubs the clitoris (bean). This usually ends with an orgasm (making soap).
I was twiddling the bean of this chick while I was banging her and she loved it!!!!

Jenny couldn't get any tail at the bar so she went home alone to twiddle her bean.
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bus goers bean

The female equivalent of Traveller's Marrow where the vibrations associated with shit public transport cause swelling and hardening of the clitoris.
"Ethel remained seated on the bus as it went past Tesco. Her bus goers bean was almost debilitating and certainly inconvenient on weekly-shop days".

References:

The most publicised case of bus goers bean was during the making of the film Speed, where Sandra Bullock's stunt double was expected to leap from the runaway bus moments before it exploded. Tragically, due to bus goers bean, the stunt double was unable to leave her seat and was killed instantly.
bus goers bean by avatarvia October 5, 2011

wet the bean

The act of going to a music festival during the week.
I'm kind of burnt out , so I think I'll wet the bean today.
wet the bean by laps dog June 5, 2017

soy bean 

really cool chick. straight edge i hope.
brennas cool
soy bean by THomas July 29, 2003

Vanilla Bean 

A tall, slender, attractive white male. Someone who makes one weak in the knees just by arriving in one's vicinity. Someone who even makes straight men stop and think "Damn, if it was only for a night... He's girly enough...". One of those effortlessly cute guys who doesn't know that he's unequivocally gorgeous, and who also happens to be a kind, mellow person on top of his boyish looks and charm.
Girl 1: Oh my god, did you just see that Vanilla Bean walk in?

Girl 2: Hell yes I did, he's practically Tom Hiddleston!

Both girls proceed to squeal and attempt to discreetly take cell phone photos of said stranger who's just entered their consciousness.
Vanilla Bean by Mini Tinkles October 16, 2012
Australian slang; a hippy or generally soft 'unmanly' kinda bloke.
"you dont eat meat do ya mung bean?"

"a mung bean wouldnt last 2 minutes working out a farm"
Mung bean by andthony6969 October 10, 2008