The matter left behind on the toilet seat from a previous person. Weather it's.... s**t, hair,sweat, anything with pigment. (Usually men). Any type of matter that provokes you to clean and or sanitize the damn thing prior to use. It F**king DISCUSTING , not to mention RUDE.
--"What's wrong honey?"
- "Someone left Ass Crumb's on the seat again"
--Silence
- "So discussing"! (cringe)
- "Someone left Ass Crumb's on the seat again"
--Silence
- "So discussing"! (cringe)
by KyCalli September 21, 2015
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a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".
by bebbbbbbmmMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 4, 2017
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Get the easy ass mug.A term applied to the phenomenon of over-wiping your ass related to the mostly unconscious awareness that you have bought too much toilet tissue to use in your lifetime.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020
Get the COVID Ass mug.The stains a butt and upper thigh region leave behind after abandoning its seat. Stains usually consist of sweat and resemble tire tracks. It is rare to spot ass tracks, as the thin layer of sweat normally dries very quickly.
Gabby: "The fuck? Did that girl just piss on that chair?"
Delia: "No. She just left some ass tracks. They'll dry in a second."
Delia: "No. She just left some ass tracks. They'll dry in a second."
by argonaht July 10, 2011
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