Alex :)

A really good friend who most likely has a big dick and good taste in style normally finds himself watching porn twice a day

Alex :) is potty trained vet late in life

by Zeze999 October 29, 2020

Älex

just a horny mf.
But also a very gorgeous, funny, cute, precious lil dude. Seeminly blunt and hard to forget.

"Who did u say is kinky af?"
"Älex"
"Oh yea no surpise then"

by (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧ v4mp4uli_ November 20, 2021

Alex!

An exclamation used when anything white and/or spilled that is spotted on the floor or any flat surface

*sees a milk spill
SAYS: Alex!

by OHMYGODITSAUSERNAME December 5, 2024

Alex turner

The hottest old man of them all. Also is a sexy mother fucker and has a really sexy deep crusty voice that is sexy also he is the lead singer of the arctic monkeys.

Fangirl:Omg I love Alex turner he's so hot

Bitch:here we go again bois

by Themightycooch August 28, 2019

Alex Turner

A true daddy... will cause pantie drop, dizziness, hyperventilation and may more. Be aware around this dangerously hot..."human"?

ex; I will "Alex turnYOu" on...
That guy is so hot, he is such an Alex turner.

by piggyboo June 26, 2018

Alex Turner

the sexiest man alive who could deff hit it for free

my bsf: Hey did you know that Alex Turner is 34 already?
me: well he's a top tier daddy

by Kore<3 October 18, 2020

Alex Turner

Alex Turner is one of the hottest men known to this earth.

Never think that you’re better than him because you aren’t. I mean have you seen him like gosh if he wasn’t 20 years older than me i’d date him.

E.g “Who is Alex turner?

“Ummm the hottest person ever obvs”

by p3ppapig February 28, 2021