The Hairy Taco

1. (Proper Name) A sexual position in which a man defacates upon a woman's breasts. He then lightly sprinkles pubic hair upon his feces and proceeds to simulate intercourse between her breasts.
2. A guy shits on his bitch's tits and then he puts some pubes on them and titty-fucks her.

"Oh, Elizabeth, you'll never guess! George gave me the Hairy Taco last night and it was absolutely divine!"
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"Well, officer, Tyrone tried to give me the Hairy Taco and I axed him to quit 'cause I ain't into that shit and he didn't so I be all pissed and had to shoot 'im."

by Mike Hawk, Esquire March 18, 2003

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taco nazi

Taco: A cheap, inexpensive quickly made fast food product.
Nazi: A political party with Lofty Goals and willing to kill all who stood in their way, or disliked.

Taco Nazi: One who sets or brags about going to do large, big or impressive things in life, but carries these dreams out in cheap, poor half-assed way.

"Melinda said she was going to be the most famous singer in the world; all she does is sing karaoke down at the local bar; what a Taco Nazi."

by Darkthunder December 30, 2008

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taco belle

The belle is referring to the woman's clitorous whilst the taco refers to her reproductive organ. The belle hangs in the taco just like the woman's sexual organ happens to appear.

Dude have you seen Carly's taco belle, it's bigger than what i expected when i saw it in the mirror as she was running after me

by Sudyer April 12, 2006

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