by Yaboiright May 19, 2017
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by gyfgiyrt November 2, 2018
Get the Noah mug.A selfish piece of shit that only thinks of himself and doesn’t care about anyone around him. Noah is definitely not the type of guy you want to be around, because he’s unfunny and retarded. This is why Noah gets absolutely no bitches, and even if he does talk to some girls, he scares them away after a few days of them talking to his boring personality. If you do meet a kind hearted and genuine guy named Noah, you’re definitely a lucky person, because those people are hard to find.
Girl 2: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.
by dreadheadlover545 June 17, 2023
Get the Noah mug.From the English term “no, I’m” commonly used in the South Eastern United States. According to the New Testament Noah was a ship builder who fell overboard and got sucked up into a whale’s vagina and survived for eleven days until he was queefed out and survived by floating up to surface via queef bubble.
by Mr Stubby Butt July 15, 2019
Get the Noah mug.Noah is a angry piece of dumb shit who yells at a Xbox and a tv for getting sniped in the face with a bolt then getting grounded by his Turkish mom and and his little brother gets to play so he rages even more he also goes to Spanish class in school and snorts crumbled smarties cuz he is smart
by Weirdboijames March 27, 2019
Get the Noah mug.Famously known for being memed the most out of any ordinary citizen, Noah Tanner is the Americas true epicenter for memes. He is also greatly known for his legendary klan that he founded, the M.B.O.F. Noah often is gets quite salty when people bring this up which makes him even more of a target to be memed.
by Clevelander2016 June 17, 2018
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