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Douche diver

Someone who searches for a one sided opinion to make an argument for their incorrect, poorly worded or uneducated argument.
Those reporters for 23abc in Bakersfield are more like Douche diver's then journalists...in my opinion.
by Sokofromsocal September 25, 2019
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Douche Bag

When someone tries to be something they are not. In order to obtain the slightest femail response
by truecaller January 8, 2015
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Dick Douche

The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.
Man, I stuck my cock in her ass and have her a dick douche. My balls were covered in brown liquid!
by eekwhim October 8, 2019
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Douche-appaloosa!

An annoying idiot of the highest order; someone you try to shake, even tell them of your outright distaste for their personage and still they hang around, asking questions and trying to get into conversations. They also tend to lack general, up to date knowledge of daily events and have awkward social skills. You refer to them as 'a group of douches' because they feel like they are more annoying than one person.
'Oh my god, you're such a Douche-appaloosa!'
by Soul_scion February 11, 2010
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Douche flipping

Person: Have you seen John today?
Me: nah prolly douche flipping again outside.
by James da negro July 19, 2018
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Douche Lily

Similar to the common douchebag but tends to be better looking and smells better. Lowlife.. Piece of shit..Asshole..
Tony Cato is the epitome of a douche lily
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portable douche

A douche you take with you on your travels.
I used my portable douche last night because I was about to get nailed!
by Mr.Schmeckleheimer July 23, 2014
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