Pencil dick

Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.

Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.

by CripCuz November 27, 2024

Dick Cheese

The dried cum on your table, mousepad, and other things. It look likes cheese it is dried so much.

There was dick cheese everywhere!

by SilentFissure January 4, 2017

big dick baby hands

When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length

Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized

by Big dick baby hands June 18, 2023

how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way

'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'

by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025

Gravy dick

(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.

At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.

by Man with the Golden Dick July 26, 2011

dick-nipple

when someone gets a growth or a cyst on the end of their penis...

Boy one: Yo dude hows that dick-nipple

Boy two: yo that dick-nipple has gotten worse...

by yeaaa merrrrr February 10, 2017

Shift dick

When you get some dick while you’re at work.

It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!

by The bearded feller April 11, 2022