Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid April 29, 2011

dick griffin

a person that is a jerk and very inconsiderate and rude

Man do you see that jerk over there hes such a dick griffin

by Marktroy December 16, 2023

Demon dick

dick so good u daydream about it all day. more addictive then crack.

omg have you seen Cillian murphy in the Batman movie? I bet after that movie was released he was giving demon dick girlll.

by jollylolly777 April 27, 2023

dick listic

When u dont care about the dick size .

Im not (dick listic) about the size of his penis

by Dick listic October 18, 2017

Bottle Dick

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

by ess sie deez June 07, 2022

Long ass dick

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Brian has a long ass dick.

by ​‍‍‍‍‍‍ February 27, 2023

Dick Dumb

When a female puts everything last for penis! They don’t care what’s at stake the dick comes first.

She give this dude every thing she dick dumb

by Anonnnnamysot May 08, 2022