be my bedtime

when you want someone to be ur bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?

Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022

Crush my sun

Make a lines from cocaine.

He crush my sun on the toilet desk.

by WillShake August 3, 2019

Decorated my situation

When someone has gotten laid

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!

by Jenasis September 22, 2017

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

Peels My Orange

A way to express annoyance at a situation.

A way to express PMO without using an expletive.

Lara: "Did you hear that attitude?"
Ben: "Girl, I know, she Peels My Orange"

by LilacSucks December 13, 2025

Want to make me clinch my fist

Make a person clinch their fist by fucking and/or more

Want to make me clinch my fist?😉

by Noway696969696 November 26, 2019

My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone

My dick is 13 feet long

by Jennatools July 2, 2022