me fighting somone: 🙂
they do the balkan jerk: 💀
meh friend from ohio: english or spanish
sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?
logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.
(end me)
they do the balkan jerk: 💀
meh friend from ohio: english or spanish
sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?
logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.
(end me)
guy1: hey
guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know
guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know
by ligmasigma October 18, 2024

when no ones there for you even when they say they are. they ask you questions and you respond but they ignore it and move onto the person they like better. you wanna tell them how you feel but you’d end up losing your only two friends. i guess no one can really be the perfect friend :)
1: so what do you think of this magic trick? be brutally honest with me
2: i can see it in your hand maybe go faster
3: it’s good!!
1: thanks r/n i live for your acceptance/reassurance!
*in person 1’s thoughts* my cry for help
<this happens everyday and i cant do it anymore>
2: i can see it in your hand maybe go faster
3: it’s good!!
1: thanks r/n i live for your acceptance/reassurance!
*in person 1’s thoughts* my cry for help
<this happens everyday and i cant do it anymore>
by anonymous November 6, 2020

(N.B: The Marilyn referred to is Marilyn Monroe )
a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe
b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe
b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?
boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local TV show and I was in the audience.
boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local TV show and I was in the audience.
by Sexydimma October 31, 2014

Broski: Bro, she told me she had “mafia in my mouth”. I thought she was the one...
Bro: broski, she belong to the streets
Bro: broski, she belong to the streets
by Lolkekchebureklolol August 23, 2020

The sexual act of being fist by a guy from New York while he spreads his hand out inside your asshole.
I met Tony at the local pub, he took me back to his hotel room and stuck his butterfly in my radiator.
by Xune September 24, 2022

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

I love you.
You're the very first person to make me feel this way.
I like talking to you,
those late night calls,
unplanned movie night and everything that we do.
I like- no, i love everything about you.
your eyes, your face, your laugh, your cute smile, your sweet and calming voice, your hands waving hi and you singing and talking without knowing you're not muted.
i'm thankful that i've met you, and that i have you.
i love you.
You're the very first person to make me feel this way.
I like talking to you,
those late night calls,
unplanned movie night and everything that we do.
I like- no, i love everything about you.
your eyes, your face, your laugh, your cute smile, your sweet and calming voice, your hands waving hi and you singing and talking without knowing you're not muted.
i'm thankful that i've met you, and that i have you.
i love you.
by i'm autumn. April 3, 2023
