Semi-Fuck

A Semi-Fuck is something you use to recover from saying Fuck. This can be used in various ways.

"Bro she curved me"
"Fuck man... that sucks.."
"But i got together with her sister bro"
"Semi-Fuck bro thats fucked"

by Justindustinrustin September 10, 2019

fuck me

wow man just wow

fuck me in the ass and call me daddy

by cardiomybuttholedaddy September 11, 2019

Not giving a fuck

A sentence commonly used to express a feeling of utter and total disinterest in a subject, person, action or remark.
This phrase presents itself in real life most often under criticism...

#person1: Hey, you should stop scooping out the intestines of that badger with a protractor
#person2: I don't give a fuck
#person3: At least use a fucking spoon

---not giving a fuck---

by Laconic Who September 12, 2019

Nostril fucking

When your mates on his stag do and a coco pops breakfast bar is inserted into his wet nostril leaving him feeling violated yet climatic

Hes Has been nostril fucking his nose

by Mrhallowseve May 28, 2018

Grown Ass Fuck

Grown-Ass Fuck - Referring to an older person having good or even better sex as they age.

The term was popularized by celebrity Gabrielle Union on Twitter and use of the hashtag #GrownASF, after comments by Sports Media journalists of the age of her NBA star husband Dwyane Wade. Union tweeted: "Now come on home baby, I got somethin' for ya #GrownASF".

When her 30-something husband comes home, she's going to give him a Grown Ass Fuck.

by OG Design May 29, 2018

Fucks

Standard unit to measure how much someone care

She gave maybe 4 and a half fucks

by Residentialtrashdaddy May 30, 2018

Fuck Diamond

The Fuck Diamond is a sexual stance in which a female and male pair both in the side splits are secured together by their ankles or sides of their feet. The elasticity of each participant's groin will keep the pair in continues motion.

Bro."Hey dude, how was that girl you brought home last night"
Dude."Bro she was wild! we did the Fuck Diamond all night!"
Bro."That's rad dude!"

by Dick Tug-nuts May 30, 2018