Lard Ass

When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat

Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.

by stale cheerio May 30, 2018

Swamp ass

A person who suffers from sweating form the buttocks due to playing a video game form 4am till 10pm

Damn Zay when you stood up all i saw was swamp ass from your bean bag and your ass.

by Avery Married September 22, 2020

residual ass

(vulgar slang) The sensation of something remaining inside of the rectum/anus following an activity, especially anal intercourse.

"I just got off the phone with Arthur. He took Randy up the ass a week ago and apparently it still feels like he's been there the whole time. Sounds like a case of residual ass to me."

by Rick Rolland March 18, 2020

big ass nigga

that fat ass nigga from adin Ross streams his name cuffem he ugly ash I'll really pop that nigga on foenem grave

person 1: big ass nigga

by drainershuttalz October 31, 2024

Head ass

Bryan

Just this one kid Bryan's nickname is head ass.

by ChesterMrCheetos February 28, 2019

Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024

ass tobacco

Tobacco smuggled into a prison or jail(usually inside a condom or saran wrap) by means of an inmates anal cavity.

I heard you're getting released today! No more ass tobacco for you!

(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!

by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018