smack dick

When someone talks smack/bad about your dick rather it be the size or shape or just the way it lookes

Lindsay-“Damn bob got a small weird lookin

dick”
Bob-“hey! Stop smack dicking me”

by Cggcgicgicgifyifyifyi September 22, 2019

dick snow

When a man shakes after taking a piss post intercourse and dried fluids flake off. Looks like snow.

"I banged this chick and when I took a leak I had bad dick snow."

by Handsom3 Jack August 1, 2017

Daddy Dick

It's that's big good lookin dick that got ur stupid ass pregnant
Yeah

You

Mira: damn Daddy Dick got me pregnant again

by RightNowRN February 2, 2024

Junior's dick

Is the best dick a girl can get super long and makes the girl feel like she is in heaven

Junior's dick is perfect

by Jasmine292828 November 24, 2021

Clanker Dick

Someone who has surgery or artificially enhances their dick to grow/enlarge it

"You know Luis, He apparently has a Clanker Dick."

by tyu90oihgfghjklkjhgf August 24, 2025

dick whif

When a person is seated and a third party walks past with a penis at face level, the penis is 'whiffed' or the aroma is detected in ones nostrils.

"Shit! Just got a massive dick whif" "Can you smell that dick whif?"

by QueenOfRices April 2, 2016

Dumpster Dick

The male side to a "dick dumpster" or a "cum dumpster".

A very promiscuous male who frequent the local " cum dumpster" depository.

His dick will stink of the many dumpster dives he has done.

Karen the cum dumpster took in a nother donation from Mike; he is one big dumpster diving dumpster dick.

by anonymous April 9, 2023