Dick spreader

Dick spreader

Dick spreader could be used as an insult or used in a situation where a man gets a knife and cuts down the centre of his dick while spreading the wound wide open.

Guy 1: You see that huge nerd Carl over there?

Guy 2: Carl? What about him?

Guy 1: Carl is such a Dick spreader!

by Average DemonCore Fucker November 29, 2022

dicked

When one's sweatshirt or jacket hood has been punched inside out and resembles an erect member bulging from his or her shoulder blades.

He snuck up behind the unsuspecting victim and "dicked" their hood so that they spent the next hour wandering around the school looking like an aroused buffoon while everyone laughed about them behind their back.

by gdydjenebd June 12, 2017

National suck a dick day

On October 7 every girl has to suck their boyfriends or best friends dick

Guy: you know what day it is
Girl: October 7
Guy: it’s national suck a dick day

by anonymous October 6, 2021

Desert Dick

When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.

When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.

Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.

I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.

by Urk Da Jerk September 15, 2015

Dick Tool

An asshole who thinks he is charming, but is really just a tool. Likely wears those jeans with the designs and sparkles on the pockets.

That guy from Jersey seemed really nice. Now I see, he is such a dick tool.

by SkittleTots January 10, 2014

johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

Example johnathan dick small like a bean

by Pussy fag April 7, 2022

Dick Herbs

When severed (dead)animal penises are used as compost for crops

"I went down to the supermarket to buy some more dick herbs"

by Crazydudejosh March 4, 2018