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jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.
"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"
by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024
mugGet the jump through your assmug.

ass-tappery

Simply a word used both as an adverb or adjective describing one's engagement in the sexual arts.
"He is the master of ass-tappery, he banged that whole group of freshman before the end of fall quarter."

"His sexing is ass-tappery at its finest"
by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011
mugGet the ass-tapperymug.

front ass

when an ass is so big you can see it from the front
dude sheila is so hot she has front ass
by IBLAZEBUGLES October 26, 2017
mugGet the front assmug.

In the way ass nigga

by iPhone 11 November 9, 2019
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Dog Ass People

A blasphemous perpetuator of evil... exudes a miasma so vile it prevents societal progress continents away (EX: Heathenic Africa). Commonly used to describe the filthy wenches that roamed the streets during the Middle English period. First discovered near south of the River Loire, "practicing pernicious acts of heresy so contemptable it ruptur'd mine own spirit"(Pierre, Louise 489).

Louise Pierre to Lord William III the Little 1269

(School Days, Washing Maching)
- Presented by the Yung Man's Secret Basement foundation (The Arbiters of Elucidation)
"You guys are such a dog ass people."
"The developers of this game such a dog ass people they don't even understand the death stranding."
by Yung Man's Secret Basement LLC January 16, 2025
mugGet the Dog Ass Peoplemug.

Demon bit your ass

When a negative though disturbs your self worth or makes you feel so shitty you wish you didn't exist
by LoneWanderess December 25, 2019
mugGet the Demon bit your assmug.

Ass cheese

The fermented cheese poop that sits in your butt if you don’t wipe.
I know I should lay off the Cheetos but I really love that ass cheese.🧀 🧀🧀
by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018
mugGet the Ass cheesemug.

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