milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023

Lego My Asshole

To insert a red 2x2 Lego brick into ones anal cavity

“lego my asshole baby”

by Fart noises August 25, 2025

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

my ass

something very thicccc (with 4 c’s)

boy; woah, look at her ass. it’s pretty hot.

me: my ass 🥵.

by myassishot December 22, 2019

apple of my caramel

A cute and cheeky way of showing affection!

A play on the saying “apple of my eye”

Person 1: You are the apple of my caramel
Person 2: Omg that’s so cute

by Tongahiti June 17, 2024

Scooped My Biscuit

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.

Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!

by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011

rockstars my boxtars

a variation of roxors my boxors only to be used when playing a Rocktar game.

"DUDE!!!!!!!! i just killed ten guy's in a bullet time jump! w00t!"

by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004