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Wales. A small chunk of land unfortunately still attached to England. Populated by inbred, narrow-minded mutants who are obsessed with Rugby. They have been closed off from the rest of civilisation since the big bang, and therefore sadly, will always be the mad, isolated, eccentric dimwits that they are. They are blessed with one of the most annoyingly cringeworthy accents in the world which makes them sound like 6yr olds on helium. If visiting take plenty of water-proof clothing as you will be drenched in saliva whenever they open their silly little mouths. Their culture is suffocating and will be forced in your face at every turn. Anti-English to the highest degree. Wales a place of dribbling psychopaths where everyone looks the same, talks the same and acts the same. Clones with a capital C. Stay well clear!
Blodwyn: Hey Daffyd boyo! Look at that English twat over there, I'll knock his teeth out, you can poke him in the eyes.

Daffyd: Ok, just a noraml weekend then.

Wales, lovely scenery spoilt by stifling culture and threatened inbreds petrified of losing their identity.
Wales by Spiffing ol boy September 8, 2008
Jimmy:BLECK! these cookies taste like wall!
Wall by little Jimmy Gouche March 9, 2008

fly-on-the-wall

a documentary that follows you around
i cant believe that fly-on-the-wall documentary caught me picking my nose
fly-on-the-wall by hayley yates December 10, 2003

Wall Street President 

OBAMA - The Wall Street President.

1. Shake-Down. Obama said to Wall Street, "My administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks." Receive $$.

2. Protection Money. Donate to Obama campaign and Dept. of Justice (Holder) will give you protection. Receive more $$$.

3. Occupy Wall Street. Use unions and kids to beat-up on Wall Street to get elected. Secure future $$$$.
The Wall Street President - Obama got the money game down.

balls to the wall 

Not with the gay connotation, "balls to the wall" denotes really exerting yourself to the point of extreme involvement.
We have to get this shit done NOW!!! We need to go balls to the wall on it!
balls to the wall by the rilz February 23, 2010

The Wall 

A small cafe located in Balaclava, Melbourne.

It is a great socializing place for people to catch up as well.
People who go to The Wall mainly go there to have a chat with their mates over a cup of coffee.

The food there isn't too fancy, and mainly home-made foods, eg: toast with jam, hot chocolate. Otherwise, the customers don't care if the food is too average, as long as they have their mates there to chat with.
On a saturday morning:
Bobert: Hey mate, it's Saturday morning, wanna grab the usual cup o' Joe and catch up today?
Bruce: At The Wall, you mean?
Bobert: No shit.
Bruce: Ok mate, I'll be there at 10am.

Dan: So she was all like "Danny! Get me a towel!"...
Waitor: What would you too like today?
Gary: Oh ya know, just the usual coffee.
Dan: Yeh whatever, same.
Waitor: Alrighty then.
Dan: So anyway as I was saying...
The Wall by (( ({>O<}) )) October 9, 2009

Slapped your dick against the wall

when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.
Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..