A mysterious creature whose sightings have grown more frequent in the early 2010s. Eyewitnesses claim that The
Donald (as it is commonly known) is short, fat, has a
head of hideous red hair, and speaks in loud, obnoxious gibberish. The
Donald is said to be native to New York, but according to cryptozoologists is more likely to be from
Texas (this may explain the infamous Chupacabra).
The
Donald is difficult to glimpse in the wild, but it is much easier to come across its various minions, who imitate its call. They are likely to be found in the Southern and Southwestern United States, and are recognizable by their distinctive calls of "DER GUNNA TAKE MAH GUNS!" and "F**K MEXICANS!" Occasionally, many hundreds of these minions
will gather together in massive swarms, and even more rarely The
Donald itself
will appear in these swarms. No human has ever observed one of these and lived to tell the tale, but it is speculated that they are some sort of mating ritual during which The Donald somehow reproduces.
The Donald is believed to be very dangerous, and those entering its territory are advised to not do anything that could irritate it.
