Felon's Tree Removal

A tree trimming service from Chazy NY who hires felons - preferably registered sex offenders - to trim your bushes and peep in your windows.

Felon's Tree Removal does a great job as long as you don't mind rapists and murders peeping in your windows and casing the joint.

by Read it! July 14, 2025

Apple Tree

When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.

Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.

by MikeyRoyale May 19, 2022

Family Tree's

When you lose your piss cup and your dad finds it a month later and it's dry and mistakes it for dab and smokes it

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's.

by StankDivkBB July 12, 2022

Different trees in the same orchard

When people are almost similar, but not exactly the same. The same kind of tree, but the branches are different, some have more leaves than others.

"They're both assholes, but in different ways."
"Yeah, they're like different trees in the same orchard."

by astroban1231 October 10, 2020

tree called tart

treakle tart mispronounced

a tree called tart

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

Family Tree's

it’s when you leave pee residue in the bottom of a cup and you THOUGHT it made the trash can in your dads bathroom and then he tweaks and finds the cup puts it up, and after 3 years he is fiendin for wax so bad he goes through the bathroom cabinet and finds the cup with weird old jelly pee so before asking anyone what it is or if he can do it, he does a dab of it.

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's

by SlimeJGrxxn May 19, 2022

tree urchin

A squirrel.

There was a large nest of tree urchins at the park today.

by TheRockObama March 20, 2023