weed

Something you yell in the middle of class when its quiet in attempt to be funny

weed!!!!!!!!

by gaglie boyi September 23, 2019

porch weed

When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.

Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.

by Sir Chester Smokewell March 24, 2022

beat weed

beat weed is just another name for a smacked ass (person). A derogatory term. It was originated in the late sixties (1960's) and was used up until around the end of the seventies. Used almost exclusively by minors or folks in young twenties. Used in the Philadelphia area and perhaps other areas.

Mike > "Dave hung silver streamers on his bike and it looks stupid". Willy> " Yeah-- Dave is a beat weed sometimes".

by Ham Key December 12, 2019

Swimming in Sea Weed

in deep trouble.

When the cops showed up, we knew we were swimming in sea weed.

by rm105scott February 5, 2010

weed

That sticky icky, green machine, purps for terps herb that you can smoke.

Also a Weed Brand from Southern California with dank nugs, smalls, shake and joints

I went to the dispensary and got some fire weed. I smoked it and ate a weed edible later.

Tom-Hey Man, I like your Weed shirt where did you get it?
Danny- I bought it off Scoresomeweed.com they have dad hats too.

Dispensary talk
Patient:Hi do you carry Weed.
Budtender-yeah a ton! what are you looking for?
Patient- oh just Weed.
Budtender-like indica, sativa, hyrbid, is there a brand you like?
Patient-Weed
Budtender-umm.....
Patient-you know...Weed...buy a pound break it down type of weed.
Budtender-OHHHHH yeah we have ounces, half's and joints!

by weedntokesmoke July 27, 2020

Weed Whacking

Beating your meat while you’re high.

Guy 1: “Bro, what were you doing last night?”

Guy 2: “Oh, nothing really. Was just Weed Whacking.”

Guy 3: “We should all go Weed Whack together someday”

by MmRatMan May 26, 2021

weed

the national scent of the UK's parks and bus stops

Dude it stinks of weed here!

by alltheotherusernamesweretaken May 15, 2018