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text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.
As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."
by QuacksO April 29, 2019
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ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011
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Co-text

Is the act of two or more people collaborating to generate or respond to texts messages.
If a text doesn't make sense and and you know the other party has company, one could respond back "Are you and Betty co-texting me?
by mr. Bizzo June 7, 2011
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trey text me back

when u r sending funny texts to ur boyfriend and hes not answering u
by bingbong!!!! February 7, 2022
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Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.
by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020
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by Idioticthings@idiots.com February 9, 2022
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Phantom Texts

When you are certain you feel your phone vibrating inside your pocket only to find you don't have your phone on you.
I spent a minute searching for my phone, just to find I haven't got it on me, I must be getting phantom texts.
by askannAar January 25, 2016
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