text for your header

synonym for: "really fun" or "really good game"

Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header.

by e2y June 1, 2019

Term Paper text

Noun Any text that you receive that takes up more than 3 individual text messages often comes during a argument with a significant other

dude here it comes "beep, beep, beep" you just got rocked with a term paper text its on now

dude you have 5 new texts i have no clue what order they go in it is a term paper text

by Koooooooz August 7, 2010

Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.

I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.

by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018

text boner

Noun.

Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.

(Can be used by both genders)

Sexual Excitment

John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D

Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....

Hint at being horny.

Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3

Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)

by Kayleon December 4, 2013

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.

I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.

by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017

Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.

Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.

by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020

No Text To Speech

Code word for Gacha life roleplaying

No Text To Speech is my favorite Youtuber

by Tsukami June 25, 2023