Skip to main content
A fun 'toy' for small children and teens, if you can call it a 'toy' but it has a extremely bad dark side of this object, now this 'object' is pretty fun to ride around on pause, but you ever just grab your scooter and swing it? But you don't want to actually hurt yourself but it doesn't anyways straight PURE pain on your ankle. Forget breaking bones or giving birth now this is the worst thing for anybody if you have felt that you know that the scooter is built of STRONG MATERIAL THAT IS BUILT TO PURE SEND STRAIGHT STRONG PAIN WAVES THROUGH OUT YOUR LEG IF YOU SWING IT!
Me: Hey, you ever feel the pain of a scooter my guy? Friend: Of course forget birth that HURTS!!
Scooter mug front
Get the Scooter mug.
See more merch

School Scooter 

The relaxed term for a school shooter.
Damn, that dude Evan is gonna grow up to be a school scooter.
School Scooter by OLDFARTABLED56 September 1, 2019

smoothies 

When things are understood, going well or went well.
Bubba: How are things?
Joe Smokey: Things are awesome!
Bubba: Smoothies!
smoothies by hdfrey November 2, 2010

Strawberry Coconut Smoothie 

When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.
I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.
Shoota is the term for a shooter waiting for an order to kill, prefer drive bys, run ups, etc.
Shoota: what's brackin homie
leader: ya we need da guy I tol ya about dead, D E A D dead homie go get em then come to me for a min.

Shoota: ight bet, I pull up on em
Shoota by IamBig$hotta September 7, 2019

bootleg scooter 

What people buy their daughter for her birthday when they think they are poor.
I got a bootleg scooter off ebay for my birthday.
bootleg scooter by ass clown March 22, 2004

Double Shoota Masta

The act of shooting up with heroin and ejaculating inside a girl at the same time.
That guy that shot in heroin while he shot out cum is a double shoota masta
Double Shoota Masta by Yuts August 16, 2008