spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.

I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.

by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017

Puppy salad

A Chinese chicken wing in the butt and double penitration at the same time!!!

A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!

by Robin sack October 6, 2017

Elias Salad

Shitty salad

Oh you made Elias Salad.

It tastes like Elias Salad

by CanadianDevil October 24, 2017

smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.

Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017

Shit Salad Sandwich

When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.

Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".

by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 25, 2017

Egg Salad

An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.

Dude, that chick last night was wild. She wanted to get an egg salad from me.

by Come get some salad December 5, 2017