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bat sandwich 

A bat sandwich is a lightly killed fried bat served on seed bread with mayo and arugula.
As Bosworth bit into his bat sandwich he noticed that the wings were deliciously crunchy.

What a gourmet treat, he thought.
bat sandwich by scodder May 12, 2010

knuckle crow sandwich 

To be giving a knuckle sandwich (two hands and a penis in the anus) and remove the penis and replace with the tip of an old crow whiskey half gallon bottle.
Bro, I gave this spitter a knuckle crow sandwich last night.

3 hour sandwich 

When you fuck your bitch for 3 hours straight and you need a sandwich but your dick is to tender to walk so you tell her to make you one.
"yo bitch, I nailed you so long I deserve my 3 hour sandwich."
"fuck your tender dick"
3 hour sandwich by kisass June 5, 2015

cheese sandwich 

n. A sandwich made up of cheese and bread and any required condiments. v. a nonexistent action.
Dude, I'm gonna go have a cheese sandwich!

Dude, I'm gonna go cheese sandwich!

one sandwich short of a picnic 

a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.

b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.
m4w CL posting :

im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity

reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.

Vertical bacon sandwich 

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox
Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich
Vertical bacon sandwich by JB October 17, 2003