knuckle crow sandwich 

To be giving a knuckle sandwich (two hands and a penis in the anus) and remove the penis and replace with the tip of an old crow whiskey half gallon bottle.

Bro, I gave this spitter a knuckle crow sandwich last night.

knuckle crow sandwich by The Deep Safety February 9, 2008

3 hour sandwich 

When you fuck your bitch for 3 hours straight and you need a sandwich but your dick is to tender to walk so you tell her to make you one.

"yo bitch, I nailed you so long I deserve my 3 hour sandwich."
"fuck your tender dick"

3 hour sandwich by kisass June 5, 2015

cheese sandwich 

n. A sandwich made up of cheese and bread and any required condiments. v. a nonexistent action.

Dude, I'm gonna go have a cheese sandwich!

Dude, I'm gonna go cheese sandwich!

cheese sandwich by Argus Mc.Warbonglemaster March 24, 2004

one sandwich short of a picnic 

a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.

b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.

m4w CL posting :

im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity

reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.

one sandwich short of a picnic by Uncle Dimma December 14, 2012

Vertical bacon sandwich 

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox

Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich

Vertical bacon sandwich by JB October 17, 2003

Sperm Sandwich 

A sperm sandwich is the act of a man ejaculating between a woman's tits and then eating it. (Spread is optional).

Man 1: Duuude I totally Sperm Sandwiched your sister last night.

Man 2: I wouldnt mind spreading some butter between her slices.

Man 1: Dude this is your sister you sick bastard

Man 2: Yeh but she's well slack.

Sperm Sandwich by Sam and Paddy August 24, 2009

sloppy sandwich

1.)When a girl jacks a guy off with a peanut butter & Jelly sandwich.

Omg, my girlfriend gave me the best sloppy sandwich last night. I loved it.

sloppy sandwich by sam i am not 1 3 September 9, 2010