Dead as a pickle 

Dead as shit.

Dude old man Jenkins is dead as a pickle.

Dead as a pickle by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014

big green pickle stick 

the term for a inflamed D*ck that has a green or yellow skin color from infection

Yea she really freaked out when she laid eyes on his big green pickle stick.

big green pickle stick by yeeyeepapaw123 November 6, 2014

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot 

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

Jam on the pickle 

Another name for period sex

I was fucking this bitch,when I found out she was putting jam on the pickle,or jam on my pickle.

Jam on the pickle by Jake Evergreen June 5, 2016

Creamy Dill Inheritance Pickle 

When every boy in your boyfriend's family has a large penis, 'inherited' from their ancestors.

Boyfriend: Babe there's something I need to tell you
Girlfriend: What is it Johnny? Are you breaking up with me?
Boyfriend: No, it's not that I just need to tell you something about my family.. We are known for our Creamy Dill Inheritance Pickle.

Girlfriend: Wow! I never knew how lucky I was!

Creamy Dill Inheritance Pickle by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

princess prickle pickle

Coolest Female Hedgehog name ever!!! Super sweet and often can be a brat!!... But that's ok cause she's so cute and loveable... She is the most uncuddly cuddler ever!

OMG!! I just bought a female hedgehog! I will name her Princess Prickle Pickle!! Awesome!! *proceeds to high five everyone*

princess prickle pickle by Tj Dojjo March 29, 2017

Like a pickle 

A sarcastic outcome or answer to a situation where an individual had trouble deciding between two different outcomes or answers

Q: How was dinner with your in-laws?

A: Like a pickle!

Like a pickle by ~Goddess~ April 1, 2017