Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.

Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.

by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025

gardener pack

A 3-pack of beer in alumimum cans usually sold at liquor stores and 7-11s. Each beer ranges anywhere from 18oz-25oz and only comes in major brands. Commonly purchased by or for teams of gardeners for consumption during or after a job on a hot summer day.

Wife: What's this 3-pack of Miller Lite doing in the fridge, honey? I thought you only drink Scotch.

Husband: Oh, I bought that for Jose and his guys when they come over to mow the lawn this afternoon. Its going to be 95 degrees outside. I thought I'd get them a gardener pack to cool off afterwards.

by Penus DeMilo August 7, 2021

pack some apples

to place one's testicles in an anus (one's own or preferably someone else's).

It's Friday night, hope I get to pack some apples.

by grannysmith69 January 10, 2025

snack packed

Sexual act where you literally eat the shit outta someone's anus

Jim: I was just snack packed for the first time. Ber: that's gross! Who would be kinky enough to snack your pack!?!

by the ber queen August 1, 2013

Pack-n-Play

Overnight bag stocked with essentials for an overnight play date.

Ohhh you want me to come over? Bet, let me grab my pack-n-play.

by clubcoco September 22, 2023

2 Pack

The act of beating someone down so hard with your bare hands that their unconcious body/corpse resembles a burrito

Jordan: Ayo sista, where Amanda at?

Tyrone: She dead. 2 pack

Alex: She got 2 packed?

by SmeeveJeeve February 11, 2022

packing sausage

The act of a male wrapping up his penis toward his back in order to present himself as a lady.

I think John has been packing sausage since he entered college, since then he introduces himself as Jeannine.

by DaDimeBagger January 29, 2018