jacob

he is short and a real asshole his dick is so small it goes in instead of out

girl:1 have you seen jacob he is so mean and his dick is small
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.

by camern October 19, 2022

jacob

cool kid funny smart

teacher: what is 1+1
jacob: 2

by YA BOI JacobyYT August 28, 2019

Jacob and aliyah

Jacob and aliyah are I think the most cutest couples of all time in my opinion

🧍 ♀️:did you see Jacob and Aliyah

🧍:yeah why?
🧍 ♀️:their like the most cutest couples in school

by Aliyahsscoolasf June 8, 2022

Jacob Godden

to be extremally over weight and not admit it and chat the most shit any human could possibly chat

Oh you are such a jacob godden

by fatboyjacob April 2, 2022

Jacob

He is the coolest guy of the friend group he is always with the boys Chillin, usually a shit gamer but gives everyone a good laugh

Jacob is a cool person

by Jacabalaba June 15, 2020

Jacob Petti

a bitch ass nigga who won’t download rec room

damn bro you’re totally acting like jacob petti rn

by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022

Jacob

a lil slant eye that doesn't know his place

"Look at Jacob. Are his eyes even open?"
"I think hes sleeping bro."

by grande lata spread amigo October 6, 2022