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New Zealand nut sack

When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.
Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.
Related Words

Train of nut 

Derived from the phrase: “Train of thought” where one is speaking and suddenly forgets where they were going with it or loses their “train of thought.”

Train of nut is similar in that whilst attempting to bust a vicious nut, one may suddenly lose all will to continue for seemingly no reason, or perhaps because some thought or image flashed into their mind that ruined the nut in progress. This is known as losing one’sTrain of nut.”
An example of this in progress is as follows:

Guy: *Is beating off furiously*

*image of something inherently non-sexual or off-putting flashes into guy’s mind.*

Guy: *Loses all will to continue the act*

Guy: “Dammit, I’ve lost my train of nut.”
Train of nut by Bobbeh carlos November 22, 2020

Quadringenarious Nut 

A nut that was busted so hard it literally got sent to another fucking universe.
*Someone busts a Quadringenarious Nut*
*🅱ass 🅱oosted Wolves plays*
Masturbating or having intercourse too much; where a male ejaculates and nothing comes out of his penis
Johnny masturbated 5 times in one day and on his 5th time he ghost nut.
Ghost nut by davidoffcigar April 24, 2011

Put the nut in 

British expression for a head butt, in street brawls or (illegally) in boxing matches, to break a nose or open a cut. "Nut" is standard British slang for head.
When Henry Cooper, famed British boxer, learned an old foe had died, he commented: "He was a dirty bastard. He liked to put the nut in."
Put the nut in by Nick Cusa June 29, 2011

No Nut November 

No Nut November, or NNN, Is where for the whole month of November guys won’t jack off because other guys aren’t jacking off. This is a challenge to show true manliness
Honcho: “Hey mike, have you failed No Nut November yet”?
Mike: “yes.”
Honcho: “what a pussy.”
No Nut November by Mike hanchooooo November 7, 2019