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Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.
When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.
by felixh July 2, 2016
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Metal curtain

A girl's vagina when her clit is pierced.
When I went down on that girl, I nearly chipped my tooth on her metal curtain.
by Sick puppy November 19, 2015
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Team Metal

A Delta Force team consisting of team leader Sandman, gunner Truck, marksman Grinch and all-around Frost.
Cleared New York's jamming signal tower, disabled a submarine, rescues the US Vice President, braves the Paris toxin attacks to get Makarov's man, then tried to rescue the Russian President's daughter.
Died when a diamond mine collapsed on them.
Team Metal are the oddball group you ever see.
by Kay Tutan Tayo June 24, 2019
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proto-thrash metal

What lead to thrash metal. Proto-Thrash is the majority of metal acts of the 70s and early 80s. It takes inspiration from Blues, Jazz, and Prog Rock
proto-thrash metal bands include Black Sabbath, Heart, Jethro Tull, and Kiss.
by Tyler Stinson June 27, 2019
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metal fatigue

Da achy weariness dat you feel after extended periods of "pumping iron".
Cool dude, speaking comfortingly to his gloomily-slumped weight-lifting buddy who is feeling inadequate and guilty for "running out of steam" sooner than he thought he should while working out at the gym: "Don't knock yourself around too hard, Pal --- even da great 'Ahhnold' would get metal fatigue from bench-pressing for too long at a time."
by QuacksO July 24, 2019
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metal burrito

a metal burrito is a time in the day when people or your friends, shove you in a locker and hold it closed.
me: that jerk in our class gave me a metal burrito at lunch.

friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back
by trappedinschool4ever November 12, 2019
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Nike metals

1: Bro i just cleaned my nike metals
2: Yeah but who cares tho?
by QWITEpANther April 26, 2019
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