Jesus peralta

A gay nibba that likes to succ on eddies toes while kisses him goodnight

Jesus peralta

by Cruz azul sucks June 16, 2018

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Abundance of Jesus

Having so much Jesus that you cannot possibly cope without saying, looking at pictures of or masturbating to Jesus for more than 3 minutes at a time. You only listen to songs with Jesus in them and you force your religion, constantly I might add, on your friends and family who don't give two shits.

Ex. Patrick has an Abundance of Jesus. He is constantly badgering me to have an Abundance of Jesus, too.

by cyclopropanations3 December 23, 2013

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Jesus Juice

High Quality Smack. When Heroin is loaded in a syringe. Particularly dark/green tinted worked-up Heroin. One is thought to have ecstasy close to god-like from this.

Jimmy: "Yo, Tom you gotta get you some of this Jesus Juice. Shit's got me smacked off my tits!"
Tom: "Word? I tried some of that shit last week, had me speaking to God and shit!"

by ClerkJesus October 11, 2020

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vaginal jesus

wp band; penis

I am listening to Vaginal Jesus.
I am going to tear your Vagina with my Jesus

by christ99 September 8, 2015

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Jesus Piece

a very huge penis that makes girls say "JESUS!!!" when they see it.

DOn't touch the Jesus Piece!

by Connor Salas April 11, 2007

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Creeping Jesus

It's someone who's a fawning person. But it's a bit rough, since when is Jesus associated with creepiness? Sure, he hung out with lepers - but that's not creepy. Social suicide maybe...

stalker

"Fuck off, Hugh, you're such a Creeping Jesus."

by Bree Rose January 2, 2009

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