reckless eyeballin

When your girl is lookin at another mutha fucka like she wants to go home with him

yo man whats wrong with your girl.
she was out at the mall reckless eyeballin and I had to smack her ass up.

reckless eyeballin by Wishful Thinking December 18, 2005

chinese eyes 

Although racially offensive, it is an apt description of a facial affliction characterized by squinty eyes and caused by smoking, eating, or otherwise ingesting a lot of ganga in a short period of time.

Just leave him on the couch in front of the TV. There's no way he can make a White Castle run with us. Look at him...he's got chinese eyes.

chinese eyes by rockstar1 May 19, 2009

pink eye 

an accute and contagious infection that causes inflamation of the surface of the eye, accute contagious conjunctivitis

You should stay home on the first day you have pink eye to prevent it from spreading.

pink eye by Light Joker October 10, 2005

eye bogey 

a green skanky substance developed over the course of ones sleep

tom woke up and had big eye bogeys, which looked grim

eye bogey by tom sturdy July 10, 2005

Eyetis 

the sluggish feeling before engaging into a full deep sleep after eating the maximum amount of food. Its spelling is in direct relation to the eyes that are affected when experiencing this diagnosis. Symptoms are extreme tiredness of the eye lids that slowly pull down to initiate a deep slumber.

Thanksgiving dinner, Sunday dinners, corporate dinners, lunches that are larger than normal are all precursors to the eyetis. These meals will initiate the eye lids to close faster than normal and stay shut longer than required.

Eyetis by jbabyis4u October 12, 2011

needle eye

An extremely tight orifice. ie. anus, vagina etc.

It was an extremely hot day, and James' needle eye was sweating buckets.

needle eye by Bobbit May 30, 2006

Nip Eye 

A nipple crippler or tity twister that is performed so hard that the nipples are ripped off the victim and stuck on their eyes. Thus called the "Nip Eye".

Dude, if you don't shut up ima give u a Nip Eye.

Nip Eye by Buckwheat Cody July 13, 2009