Ass Hat Dip Shit

An incompetent idiot who frequently screws up and often forgets to do things.

The more appropriate version would be butt hat dip crap, it more friendly but just as offensive.

Kaite was an ass hat dip shit who kept forgeting to pick up her cord.

by the non ass hat dip shit July 8, 2012

Juanita's Special Bean Dip

To engage in intercourse in someones rectum, then vagina, then mouth without even so much as a rinse.

She said she wanted to try something new so i let her have Juanita's Special Bean Dip.

by chefbrandon October 13, 2005

Resting Dip-shit Face

When a person's face is at its normal resting position, but they seem to not know what is going on or who they even are. They tend to have a very confused or almost drug induced look.

Is Carol high?

Nah. She just has a Resting Dip-shit Face.

by theonewhoflops February 9, 2018

rip dip skipity do

it's only a phrase to lighten the mood. do not use sparingly! (also serves as wonderful "ice breaker")

but the real definition is classified

rip dip skipity do

by Unicorn Butt April 9, 2010

toilet water dipping sauce

When you are going to the bathroom and at any point during your visit an item of clothing gets dipped in the toilet.

Scenario: Bathroom Stall

Girl #1: "Oh shit, the back of your skirt is all wet."
Girl #2: "Great, when I squatted it must've hit the toilet water dipping sauce. Yum!"

by the Duomo January 4, 2010

hot chip dip

The "dip" you acquire after your sexual partner has defecated and you have dipped a chip in their rectum.

Greg: Man these chips really lack flavor.

Brad: Yea, they need a little of Hot Chip Dip.

Greg: That would make them so much better. Hey Cindy can you come over here for a second!

by James Robert Pricilla Dalen September 21, 2009

Dip N Dots

showing ur boobs off while going downward

dip = going down
dots = ur boobs

That girl is Dip N Dots. You can totally see her boobs.

by Soph Soph && Sydni September 8, 2006