Martini de la Mort

Where a sexual partner pushes a toothpick down their partners urethra and attempts to use oral sex to suck it out.

I would never do a Martini de la Mort.

by PingaPal June 16, 2017

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Hijo de la tostada

Directly translates as, “son of the tostada”. Usually is said in replacement to son of a bitch.

Agripina: Pancracio, our son escaped again to go snort marijuana with the chusma next door.

Pancracio: Otra vez?!? I’m gonna beat ese hijo de la tostada if he doesn’t come home right now!!

by palabras sabias February 28, 2018

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Maria de los milagros is the most beautiful girl in the whole world , she is pretty and sexy. A little small but she eates the whole world. She is a woman wanted by many boys. She is a Caring woman and a really Loyal person. She is really perfect and she has a really natural beauty.

Wow maria de los milagros makes everyone lauth. She is a person who forgives many people. She really cares about everyone.

by You dont know who i am February 10, 2018

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palomitas de maíz disorder

Popcorn addiction

I think I suffer from palomitas de maíz disorder. When I go shopping and see Zebra popcorn, my heart skips a beat. I cannot get enough popcorn.

by leshen25 March 27, 2011

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serote de tia luisa

mexican slang used to describe someone or something "being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a turd stuck in someones ass. The opposite of a "turtle head"

(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"

by DSTRYR666 August 23, 2011

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