Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019

Dad

Gone to get some milk.

Hey mom why did Dad leave us,

by Joe Muma February 20, 2019

Dad

That one guy that you saw at the store 15 years after you were born.

I was at the store and was like oh, who’s that guy. Oh wait, that’s my dad. Finally after 15 fucking years I found you.

by Hunter Stegman February 21, 2019

Dad

That guy who left when you were a kid

You: Hey Mom, I miss Dad
Mom: We all do Sweetie

by UnchainedBitch21 February 25, 2019

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019

Dad

Someone some people have

I don’t have a dad he left for milk and never came back

by Frogiona March 6, 2019

Angry Dad

A Angry Dad is a shooter, a style of cocktail, or mixed alcoholic beverage, intended to be consumed in one shot.

Ingredients: 1/2 shot cafe tequila, 1/2 shot Stone's Ginger Wine

They were some delicious Angry Dads you whipped up last night Geoff!

by Frano collins March 14, 2019