Crankster

A person of any gender who follows exclusively the fashionable craft beer scene. They are henceforth known as a Craft Wank Hipster, or Crankster.

'Dude, that girl won't even have a beer with you! She has to have 'craft''
'Yeh, she's such a Crankster'

by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018

Crank

To have sexual intercourse.

“Hey Eric, what did you and Lindsey do after the first date?”
“We cranked bitch.”

by The Rusty Spooner October 20, 2018

Cranage

A person or an action that is lacking in any form of intelligence.

Synonyms: stupid, idiot, retard

Don’t be an idiot! That’s cranage!

by Nora Pearl October 25, 2018

Cranberry tree

Cranberry trees are what cranberries grow on. Many people confuse that cranberries grow on trees, but they come from trees. The native word for cranberry trees is actually Hilaphinia Plontunos.

The cranberry tree is very tall

by Rebellious pony November 27, 2018

crank

Slang, verb.

Crank was originated during a weekend at a cabin up north. A group of friends was messing around and near the end of the weekend, someone shouted "This weekend was crank!" It all started there, and the meaning of crank has expanded since then.

Crank is a word that is used during a hype moment. It is similar to a word such as awesome. It is very versatile, however, and you could use it to express moments of glee and/or surprise.

We just won the game! That was so crank!

Thanks for being so crank to me the other day; you've been super cool lately.

Wow! You came out of nowhere, you cranked me!

by ross69 December 27, 2018

cranebanger

One who has excellent skill in the crane career

Chet cranebanger knows how to handle his load and is a absolute badass at being a cranebanger

by Cranebanger January 23, 2019

Cranked a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob

“Did you hear, Stacy cranked a yankee last night!”

by Kayakayak January 26, 2019