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The canadiano, also known as caffè canadiano or just Canadian, is a coffee drink made by mixing espresso shots with hot water, usually at a ratio of 1:3 or 1:4 (a.k.a. 3 or 4 parts water for every 1 part of espresso). While the canadiano is compositionally identical to the americano on the surface, it is crafted in a distinctly-Canadian style that appeals to people of various demographics and various nationalities.
Drinking canadiano is the best way to support local Canadian shops in the middle of a trade war.
by AlabamaSword March 8, 2025
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Canadian Bitch Slap

The humiliation inflicted on an opponent who cheats, conducts espionage, carries out sabotage, engages in blackmail, publicly smack talks, and otherwise exhibits dishonorable behaviors when defeating them honorably and treating them with respect throughout.
The other day, I had a jackass join my Counter Strike match talking smack, talking about how good he was and putting everyone else down, but after I kept killing him repeatedly while speaking sweetly to him, he rage quit after I sent him home packing with a Canadian Bitch Slap.
by Keegan Eden Barker March 9, 2025
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Canadiano

The canadiano, also known as caffè canadiano or Canadian, is a coffee drink prepared by diluting an espresso shot with hot water at a 1:3 to 1:4 ratio.
Where's the Americano on the menu?
Eh? Do you mean a Canadiano?
by Sickomonster March 10, 2025
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canadiano

Coffee: 2-3 shots of espresso in hot water.

Like an americano but with less fascism.
Per favore, un canadiano per mia amica? Grazie!
by MadCanMike March 29, 2025
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Canadian Handjob

When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.
Those two guys got a Canadian Handjob from that stripper in Vegas.
by Dan5 April 25, 2025
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Canadian popsicle

Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.
If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna turn you into a Canadian popsicle.
by Emerald Foddy May 9, 2025
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Canadian blimpfuck

Fucking the shit out of someone’s mom in the ass so hard her poop flies out of her ass making her fly.
You made me so mad, I Canadian blimpfucked your mother.
by J dolls bill May 27, 2025
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