A clear day or clean complexion.
(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021
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"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
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While peeking out of flatmates closet.
Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.
*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned
Me: first time?
While peeking out of flatmates closet.
Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.
*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned
Me: first time?
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