Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

Fine as a Fruitcake Friday

A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.

"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"

by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

drunk as a mullen

To get extremely drunk and act offensively.

I'm going out to get as drunk as a mullen tonight.

by boomtown2000 June 27, 2021

Single as a shingle

When one is single to the extreme and needs to be eaten like a snack while singing "All the shingle ladies, all the shingle ladies"

Denise is single as a shingle and gets eaten like a pringle

by EatMeLikeAPringle August 30, 2021

stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.

Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!

by solutionitis November 21, 2021

High as a cat forever

When a cat gets stoned it lasts forever

When Emma the cat rolled a doobie, it was high as a cat forever.

by Pagerman November 27, 2021