Amberdextrous

When you can take a shit on both sides of the bed.

Yo, from the stains on your bed I can tell you’re amberdextrous.

by Makachewbacca December 21, 2023

Alberto

the Leader of the Shrek fan Club hates SixSwords Drinks way too much Pepsi

Hey did you know about Alberto Holy shit that's the coolest Motherfucker in existence

by +Alberto+ December 31, 2023

amber 2

the best kind of amber - the kind that comes from an alternate reality. passing interest uranus.

"what the hell just happened?" "amber 2 is here"

by gormworm January 3, 2024

Albertano

The most handsome man you will ever lay your eyes on. Can be a handful but totally worth your time! Perfect smile, personality and extremely hardworking. Great family man and perfect to father your children.

Wow! Did you see that stunning man walk by? His name is probably Albertano!

by Cookie721 January 18, 2024

Albert shaw

The superior fictional serial killer

Boy 1: Have you heard the Grabbers real name is Albert shaw?
Girl 1: Your lucky he’s dead now otherwise you’d be next on his list Goldilocks!

by aml30x January 30, 2024

Amber-Daigrepont

An “Amber-Daigrepont” is a VERY beautiful, somewhat-intelligent, sneaky, sometimes honest girl creep that does whatever she wants whenever she wants. She is prone to addiction, especially opiates like heroin and fentanyl, but will give that life up as long as she has a man that she thinks will take care of her. She is usually a part time call girl/stripper or a Fire Protection secretary. She will settle for a pedophile for a husband if she feels like that is someone that will pay for her lifestyle. Especially pedo’s named Jake or Kelly. She is a person with DEEP seated issues that has the courage, resilience and drive to succeed at anything she sets her mind to as long as she is sober.

Person: Hey! Did you fall in love with her? She’s a total “Amber-Daigrepont” and will fuck you while she steals your wallet!
Other person: Ambe-Daigrepont DID steal my wallet after I paid her AND she had the best ham-wallet my pork-steeple has ever punched!

by Lickity_slitickitty February 1, 2024

Amber

A validation whore. Someone who can’t resist the urge to post every “good” deed they do on social media.

Even though I donate plasma twice a week, I am never an Amber about it.

by Stfu4real November 12, 2023