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miracle whip

A miracle whip is a skate board trick where mid air you grab the board above you head and do a flip. This trick is commonly known in the game skate 3
'you dude, sick miracle whip
by Fxme March 27, 2020
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Roast Whipping Post

For someone to diss you/mock you based on a characteristic of yourself, your personality, clothes etc. in front of a lot of people
Example of a Roast Whipping Post:
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!
by McQuackez February 8, 2018
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Whip Out Method

More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.

When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.
Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.
by SeattleSteveO May 18, 2022
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Quip whip

When you get called out by a coworker for not updating your tasks in Quip.
I got quip whipped in our team meeting for not updating my tasks in Quip.
by GoAndy March 24, 2021
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Cock whipped

a condition whereby a man's ability to respond to lovers is controlled by the opinions and actions of his "bro group."
Lex: "have you heard from Julio lately? All I get is one word responses from him and no pics since he left for tour..."
Kendall: "me too!, I had to follow him to two shows just to get him to pay attention to me."
Rachael: "ladies, he's with his "bro's before Ho's group, also known as "cock whipped."
by karpentertenenbaum October 21, 2018
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Miracle Whip

Miracle Whip gives a sandwich a goblin cum flavour
by pdedes December 5, 2017
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Whip the Weasel

To masturbate sometimes viciously

Mostly referred to males
"Man I'd like to whip the weasel on all over her if you know what I mean"
by IMINX May 19, 2014
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