pile of wank

1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'

2.Someone who is gay

3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children

Person 1: "I'm sorry"

Person 2: "no you're not you pile of wank"

by bluebirdpotatoes May 29, 2018

Birthday Wank

An Evening of Masturbation on one's birthday to celebrate the conceivement of one's self.

Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?

You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight

by 69420candice69420 February 22, 2023

Buttery Wank

When you or a loved one uses a stick of buttery (preferably slightly melted) as lubrication to jerk off.

After a long day of hard work I was gifted a buttery wank from my girlfriend.

by LMSnih October 14, 2025

wank

Advertise companies by posting their backlinks, despite not being a bot or an employee.

I make money nowadays wanking. No, not in the British sense - I post backlinks to companies in exchange for equity.

by jzekyll March 31, 2021

Wank

My ship of walter x Hank from breaking bad

"My favourite ship is wank"

by Oman247 November 23, 2021

Wank 'n bake

When you decide to have a joint or seven with some mates but as soon as they leave and while you're still high you have a wank because you "just want to see how it would feel".

"That was a great j, maybe I should go have a wank 'n bake, you know, just to see how it feels."

by really.im.the.plvg May 23, 2017

fat wank

the urge to release thy juice from the beast

john: how was your day
me: not good i need a fat wank

by hbdsuhfbu May 6, 2021